Niste glume inainte de weekend 
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- Optimistul: paharul e pe jumatate plin.
- Pesimistul: paharul e pe jumatate gol.
- Inginerul: paharul are dublu din capacitatea necesara.
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Un inginer traversa un drum cand broasca din basme ii atrage atentia si ii spune:
- Daca ma saruti voi deveni o printesa frumoasa. Inginerul ia broasca de pe drum si o baga in buzunar.
Broasca a repetat mai tare:
- Auzi, daca ma saruti, voi ramane cu tine toata saptamana. Inginerul a scos-o din buzunar, i-a zambit si a varat-o inapoi.
Atunci broasca a strigat:
- Fii atent domnule, daca ma saruti, voi deveni o printesa frumoasa, voi ramane toata saptamana cu tine si voi face ORICE vrei. Inginerul o scoate din buzunar, ii zambeste si o pune inapoi.
Broasca disperata devine isterica:
- Mai, ce-i cu tine. N-auzi ca-s o printesa frumoasa si ca voi face dragoste cu tine o saptamana?! Care-i baiul? De ce nu ma saruti odata naibii?!
Inginerul ii raspunde:
- Auzi, ba, eu sunt inginer. N-am timp de muieri, dar sa dai de o broasca vorbitoare.. . asta chiar e interesant!!
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Tine cont de aceste observatii:
- Daca dimineata cand te trezesti, constati ca nu esti inginer, esti norocos
- Daca te trezesti, nu esti inginer si o blonda spectaculoasa doarme linga tine in pat, esti ingrozitor de norocos.
- Daca te trezesti, esti inginer si o blonda superba doarme in pat linga tine- nu te stresa, inca visezi.
Some fun before the weekend:)
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- The optimist: the glass is half full.
– pessimistic: the glass is half empty.
– engineer: the glass is double the required capacity.
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An engineer cross the road when a frog fairy attracts attention and says:
– If you kiss me I will become a beautiful princess. The engineer takes the frog on the road and put in his pocket.
The frog repeated louder:
– Look, if you kiss me, I’ll stay with you all week. The engineer took it out of his pocket, smiled and thrust it back.
Then the frog cried out:
– Be careful, sir, if you kiss me, I will become a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you all week and I’ll do anything you want. An engineer out of his pocket, he smiles and puts it back.
The frog is desperate hysterical:
– May, what’s up with you? You hear I’m a beautiful princess and I’ll make love to you for a week! What’s the matter? Why do not you kiss me once fucking!
Engineer responds:
– Hey, Hey you, I’m an engineer. I dont have time for woman, but to give a talking frog .. . this is really interesting!
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Keep in mind these remarks:
– If the morning when you wake up, see that you’re not an engineer, you’re lucky
– If you wake up, you’re not an engineer and a spectacular blonde in bed sleeping beside you, you’re awful lucky.
– If you wake up, you’re an engineer and a gorgeous blonde in bed sleeping beside you, do not stress, still dreaming.
