Despre burlacie si casatorie/About bachelors and marriage

Toate femeile sunt bune – bune de nimic sau bune la ceva. (Miguel De Cervantes)
Nu poti sa cunosti o femeie pana nu o intalnesti la tribunal. (Norman Mailer)
Hotii iti cer banii sau viata; femeile le vor pe amandoua. (Samuel Butler)
Cred ca barbatii care au cercel in ureche sunt mai bine pregatiti pentru casatoria. Au suferit si au cumparat bijuterii. (Rita Rudner)
Tine ochii bine deschisi inainte de casatorie si pe jumatate inchisi dupa. (Benjamin Franklin)
Casatoria este triumful imaginatiei asupra inteligentei. A doua casatorie este triumful sperantei asupra experientei. (Oscar Wilde)
Casatoria este singura aventura accesibila lasilor. (Voltaire)
Casatoria nu este un proces de prelungire a iubirii, ci de mumificare a cadavrului. (P G Wodehouse)
Casatoria este cimitirul intelepciunii. (Margaret Cavendish)
Dragostea: nebunie temporara ce poate fi vindecata prin casatorie. (Ambrose Bierce)
Toate nuntile sunt la fel, dar fiecare casnicie este diferita. (John Berger)
Casatoria este ultima noastra sansa de a ne maturiza. (Joseph Barth)
Sfatul meu este sa te casatoresti. Daca vei avea o nevasta buna, vei fi fericit; daca nu, vei deveni filosof. (Socrate)
Nu am aflat ce este fericirea decat in momentul in care m-am casatorit. Dar atunci era deja prea tarziu. (Max Kauffman)
Burlacul: singurul barbat din lume care nu si-a mintit sotia. (Anonim)
Verighetele: cele mai mici catuse din lume. (Anonim)
Cand un barbat iti fura sotia, cea mai buna razbunare este sa il lasi sa o patreze. (Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948)
Femeile spera ca barbatii se vor schimba dupa casatorie; barbatii spera ca femeile vor ramane la fel dupa casatorie. (Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986)
Burlacii stiu mai multe despre femei decat barbatii casatoriti; in caz contrar, ar fi si ei casatoriti. (H.L. Mencken)
Casatoria este moartea pasiunii – dintr-o data te trezesti in pat cu o ruda. (Anonim)
Dumnezeu a creat sexul. Preotii au creat casatoria. (Voltaire)
Casatoria este o greseala pe care ar trebui sa o faca fiecare om. (George Jessel)
Femeile se plang de sindromul premestrual, dar eu cred ca este singura perioada din luna cand pot fi eu insami. (Roseanne)
Barbatii au descoperit focul, dar femeile au descoperit cum sa se joace cu el. (Sarah Jessica Parker in Carrie din Totul despre sex)
Femeile sunt pasionate de matematica. Isi impart varsta la 2, dubleaza pretul hainelor si adauga intotdeauna 5 ani la varsta prietenei cele mai bune. (Marcel Achard)

English version
All women are good – nothing good or good at something. (Miguel De Cervantes)
You can not know a woman until an encounter in court. (Norman Mailer)
Thieves demand your money or your life, the women ask both of them. (Samuel Butler)
I think that the men who earring are better prepared for marriage. They suffered and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
Starry eyes before marriage and half shut afterwards.  (Benjamin Franklin)
The marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. (Oscar Wilde)
Marriage is only accessible adventure of cowards. (Voltaire)
Marriage is not a process of extending love, but of the mummification of the corpse. (P G Wodehouse)
Marriage is the graveyard of wisdom. (Margaret Cavendish)
Love: a temporary insanity can be cured by marriage. (Ambrose Bierce)
All weddings are the same, but every marriage is different. (John Berger)
The marriage is our last chance to mature. (Joseph Barth)
My advice is to marry. If you have a good wife, you’ll be happy, if not, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
I do not know what is happiness than when I married. But it was too late. (Max Kauffman)
Bachelor: the only man alive who has not lied to his wife. (Anonymous)
Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs. (Anonymous)
When a man steals your wife, the best revenge is to let him a fourth. (Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948)
Women hope men will change after marriage, men hope that women will remain the same after marriage. (Bettina Arndt, Private Lives, 1986)
Bachelors know more about women than married men, otherwise it would be and they married. (H.L. Mencken)
Marriage is the death of passion – suddenly you wake up in bed with a relative. (Anonymous)
God created sex. Priests created marriage. (Voltaire)
Marriage is a mistake that would have to make every man. (George Jessel)
Women complain premestrual syndrome, but I think it is only during the months when I can be myself. (Roseanne)
Men have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with him. (Sarah Jessica Parker, Carrie from Sex & City)
Women are fascinated by mathematics. They divided age 2, doubles the price of clothes and always add 5 years old best friend. (Marcel Achard)